- Because I don't have WiFi at my apartment and my Internet is slow as shit most of the time I can never see pictures only text posts
- this bothers me sooo much
OH MY GOSH. I’M SO FREAKING HAPPY!!!
BRANTLEY GILBERT IS ENGAGED. TO THE GIRL ALL HIS SONGS ARE ABOUT.
YAY!!! CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM!! This is so exciting. My day just got better.
We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘lady-like’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to down-play my power.
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face
hello, sir, i’m calling to report that the trash has not been picked up today— no, my trash can is empty, but i’m afraid there are still sexist white boys on my street— oh i’m so glad you understand!
sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you
"i know you’re like twelve, but i’m in love with you" - dan mcish2
let me sell u a hat and a phone case
are u sure ur 18